Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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