If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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