The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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