I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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