Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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