Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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