My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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