her vagine was all disorganized.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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