AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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