Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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