stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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