he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Fuck appropriateness.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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