So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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