Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If I die, sorry about rent.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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