I seem to have left my pride at pride
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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