As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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