I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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