and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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