I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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