There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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