did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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