This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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