He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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