why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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