im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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