you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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