my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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