we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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