so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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