im drinking this country out of the recession.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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