He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i now understand why vodka
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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