Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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