I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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