My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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