Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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