she was so not down for the gang bang
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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