yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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