i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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