we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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