Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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