Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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