He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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