no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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