erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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