ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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