guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I am one with the molecules
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize