covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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