And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
All I want is dick and wine.
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I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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