Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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