You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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