Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Of course I have a pirate flag
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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