im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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