But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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