He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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