was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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