Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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