Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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